Compromise- the art of dividing the cake in such a way that everyone believes he’s got the biggest piece.
Tears- The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine waterpower
Yawn- The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
Experience- The name men gives to their mistakes.
Over optimist- A person who, while falling from the Eiffel tower, says in midway “See I am not injured yet”.
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